Oh, the Irony of Life

[RaistlinMajere]

"Zifnab!" Muffinspout cried, promptly throwing his arms around the interesting dude in the mousy bathrobe. "I missed ya, dude! Where the hell have ya been, yo?"

ZIFNAB?! Raistlin jumped three feet in the air and whirled around to confirm his worst nightmare. Excellent. Just what he needed. How in the abyss had Zif... Fizban managed to get here? Just then his eyes widened as he noticed the very suspicious bulge under said dude's mousy robes...

"You're the one who stole my pink bunny slippers!" he cried in outrage, by all appearances inadvertently whacking Caramon over the head with his staff. Righteous fury indeed. He rolled up his sleeves. "We're taking this outside, old man."

[Keyodie]

"I have been traveling around the world in a hot air balloon. I came down to earth because it was popped by an army of seagulls!" Fizban explained excitedly in response to Muffinspout's question. Then, his glance moved to Raistlin, who was rolling up his sleeves and threatening to beat him up. He responded maturely.

"No violence, young man. Violence is very bad indeed. Violence tends to lead to violent things. It can also lead to exciting, adrenaline producing things. We must peacefully discuss this problem of ours until a proper compromi-" His old brain seemed to register just then what the young man had said.

"NO! THOSE ARE NOT YOUR BUNNY SLIPPERS! HOW DARE YOU INSULT CASTOR AND POLLUX? I SHALL BEAT YOU UNTIL YOUR HAIR TURNS PURPLE!" He rolled up his own sleeves himself, not caring if his last threat didn't make any sense.

[RaistlinMajere]

[holy... )^&!@$#... *dies laughing* ... guuuuuuhhhh that just made my day. shall edit with post later. gtg now]

[KitiaraBrightblade]

Sorry about not posting sooner... I have such a terrible memory...

Kitiara watched all of this with a feeling close to nausea, as she wondered for certainly not the first time (nor the last) what had made her come along on the half-brained journey. Certainly not anything half-way intelligent.

'Have you ever been to Kendermore?' Her brother, so frail, hissed to her.

'Can't say I've ever had the pleasure. Remind me to put it on my list of vacation spots.'

Now that Raist and Fizban were fighting--something pathetic about bunny slippers--as if that were more important than Laurana taking Raist's pet rock--Kitiara took a seat. This might take a while.

'By the way, I want my ring back, whichever or you took it.' Kitiara said, glaring at Muffinspout and Tasslehoff.

'Oh yes, I almost forgot. It was awfully dirty, I thought it'd be nice to clean it for you.' Tas replied gaily, digging throuh his pouches. 'You really ought to be more careful with your possessions, you must have dropped it.'

[RaistlinMajere]

Raistlin's enfuriated glare swept from his insouciantly waiting half-sister to the more or less mentally stable grandpa rolling his sleeves up in front of him. He didn't want his hair to turn purple. In fact, he rather liked his hair just the way it was. He didn't think purple would adequately complement the Pantene he used every night before bedtime.

"All right, old man," he hissed, fist clenched around his staff. "Be prepared to be blasted off to the abyss and back, set upon by an army of kender, and turned into a sitting cushion for my dear brother."

In the midst of perfecting his nonexistent dance moves, Caramon accidentally dropped Tika. "Huh?"

"Precisely my point," Raistlin muttered under his breath. Remembering to narrow his piercing blue eyes at his bogus friends in general, he began going through his arsenal of available spells. Let's see... Magius's Plumber... Bunny Strike... The Sleep of Doom... Why was it that he never had fireball when he needed it? Oh, right. He wasn't GOOD enough for fireball yet.

[Keyodie]

Fizban, finished rolling up his sleeves, marched exaggeratingly towards Raistlin and slapped his cheek. When he was done with this physical attack, he was breathing as hard as a mortal would be after throwing up on a roller coaster.

"Ugh!" he let out, "You disgust me! I don't want some effing fat dude on me! Like, totally, disgusting!" He put his hands on his hips, eyes glowing murder. Suddenly, his expression became calm, as if he forgot completely what had happened two seconds before.

"I got these sacred bunny slippers from the future. They were given to me by two very pretty (hehe) young girls who had dominated the earth and sacrificed the planet to Raish. Raistlinism had swept the land. I gave the two girls...oh, I forgot what they're names were...fifty slips of paper with the number '10,000' written on it and a black and white photo of an old fat man. I don't understand why they made such a big deal of it. Hmm. They gave me these slippers in exchange. I say it was a pretty good deal."

He proudly finished his last sentence, nose pointed at the sky and his hands at his hips.

"Oh would you look at that lovely cloud? It's in the shape of a wispy, white, mass of air."

[RaistlinMajere]

"Wispy, white mass of air? WHERE?!" In his eternal quest for deliverance, Caramon Majere bowled Fizban over and began digging in the dirt. "Where is it, Raist? I've never seen a wispy, white mass of air before!"

But Raistlin was waaaaaaaaaay too preoccupied staring at the wispy, white mass of air in question. With a contented sight he lay down on the ground and smiled happily up at it. "This reminds me of the time I went to sleep with a wet head," he commented sagely. He glanced at Fizban curiously. "Do you ever go to sleep with a wet head?"

[caramon]

caramon wants to be caramon...
any objections (any objections means war and i just wasted ven)

[Keyodie]

[you forgot to add fizban on the first post Oh and caramon, Raist is playing Caramon, but since she's already playing Raistlin, I don't know. You'd have to ask her. ]

"Pfft. Who doesn't? It is so refreshing to be able to walk in the morning sunshine after I hang up my wet pillow case on the clothing line. Speaking of clothing lines, did you know that they are on sale at Lowe's? It is a department store right next to Wal-Mart and Best Buy. You can't miss it."

He suddenly walked up to Raistlin and gave him a great big bear hug.

"Yay! Another wet-head sleeper! Eee!" he squealed.