Post by RaistlinMajere on Jun 8, 2007 15:39:27 GMT -5
Welcome to RPCpedia the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit. (not really, but close enough)
Items in bold have their own entry. Feel free to post if you have an edit/new entry.
[glow=blue,2,300]Dramatis Personae[/glow]
Aerandir (see also Aerandear, A Reindeer, A Rainy Soul Over There, chainsaw, Rudolph) - The one Meldawen's going to smack when she sees him. Unashamed cultist of a clandestine organization known only as WoT. A poor, tormented soul who suffers from long-term lack of inspiration. The more accomplished rpers have a habit of disdaining his posts which, at their worst, are only FIVE PARAGRAPHS LONG. Has an uncanny knack for being tackled, huggled, and gutted with LDM's stolen chainsaw. No wonder he seldom shows his red-nosed face.
awww
Curi (see also Curri, Curry, The Ultimate Metal Shredder) - Extremist disciple of Iron Maiden and the evil wizard under your bed. Keeps Lady Dark Moon sane and acts as a pincushion for all her rants about Dragonlance and Forgotten Realms. Is credited with cofounding with LDM the Postk jargon, which is an intricate MSN conversation comprised entirely of "posted" and "k." One would have never guessed. Beware, though. Get on his bad side, and he may decide to unleash his pet demon on you.
beware
Ellie (see also El Hombre Macho, the eyebrow twitcher) - A pleasant chap with questionable motives. Has quite a violent habit of tackling people into walls. "We often help each other out of Melda/Ellie shaped holes," says Meldawen, a desperate individual who happens to be Ellie's only friend. When he isn't blasting Bhorki into Dimension 666 with his plasma grenades, he can be found sitting in his British manor, listening to RHCP and enjoying his tea.
P.S. - A wild Ellie may attempt to offer you chocolate to lure you in. Should this happen, a dousing of milk should be sufficient to make it retreat. To tame a wild Ellie, calmly pat it's head and it will warm to you immediately. (contributed by El Hombre Macho himself)
playin' it macho
Lady Dark Moon (see also LDM, LMD, MDL, Lady Fudge Moon, Kendreth, The Violent One, The Idiot Over There, LDM's stolen chainsaw) - This Lady Dark Moon article is a stub. You can helpWikipedia the RPCpedia by expanding it.
hi
Meldawen (see also Merry, Melda, Mela, Meldy, Meldie, Mellie, Melie, Mellon, Melon) - Needs to break her habits of giggling, snorting, choking, mehing, ehing, making inarticulate noises, and falling off chairs. Hoards the computer as a chipmunk hoards acorns. Very disturbing. No one likes her, of course, except when she's crystallizing in Star Crystal. Don't be fooled by her innocuous facade. You never know - beneath that silvery cloak of flashy silvery colors she could be hiding LDM's stolen chainsaw. It has been predicted that someday she will find herself in an asylum for marrying imaginary fantasy characters that have nothing whatsoever to do with Real Life.
LDM was too lazy to be creative
more accurate (donated by Ellie)
pirateoftherings (see also pirate, potr, pee oh tee arr) - Needs to clean the fabulous objects in her room. Happily takes enjoyment from the pain of others, as evidenced by the length of chain in her closet which she frequently uses to chain friends to chairs. She takes morbid enjoyment from whacking innocents over the head with heavy, blunt objects. Such is her aptitude for violence that clients specially hire her to bring doom upon their siblings. Has restless thumbs. Perhaps this phenomenon explains why she keeps an undead pirate in her backyard.
MY ship
[glow=blue,2,300]Crapola[/glow]
Aerandir - n. A post of auspicious proportions. If I'm lucky, I might just do an Aerandir today.
*Meldawen
Aerandirize - vb. To make a post of auspicious proportions. When one Aerandirizes, one makes an Aerandir.
*Lady Dark Moon
Arwen Undomiel - n. Daughter of Elrond and Celebrian. 7/8-Elf, 1/32 Maia. (*glares at Meldawen*) Evenstar of her people.
*Tolkien
Arwen-Undomiel - n. Heaven. Arwen-Undomiel is my life!
*everyone
a-u - n. Arwen-Undomiel.
*--------dash------lovers----------!
au - n. Arwen-Undomiel
*cooler, lazier people
butcher - n. A retail or wholesale dealer in meat. A person who slaughters certain animals, or who dresses the flesh of animals, fish, or poultry, for food or market.
*the imbeciles at dictionary.com
butcher - vb. To suck at playing a canon character. Potr never butchers her characters.
*pirateoftherings
butcher - n. One who butchers.
*Lady Dark Moon
crystallize - vb. To form into crystals; cause to assume crystalline form. To give definite or concrete form to. To coat with sugar.
*the imbeciles at dictionary.com
crystallize - vb. To satisfy deepest heart's desire by posting in the hallowed, sacrosanct, venerable thread called Star Crystal. Everyone loves to crystallize.
*Lady Dark Moon
dl - n. Dragonlance RPG. posted in dl.
*Curi and Lady Dark Moon
evil wizard under your bed, the - n. Something that wants to eat you. The evil wizard under my bed is cooler than the evil wizard under your bed.
*the bogeyman
friend - n. A person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard. We all have no friends.
*the imbeciles at dictionary.com
friend - n. A person to whom one may yell GO POST!!!. We all have many friends.
*tacit agreement
friend - n. A person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations.
*a dictionary Meldawen
GO POST!!! - interj. A typical, heartfelt greeting used as a substitute for "Hello. How are you this fine day?" GO POST!!!
*Aerandir, Ellie, Lady Dark Moon, Meldawen
imaginary fantasy character that has nothing whatsoever to do with Real Life - n. The name of which Meldawen will utter at her marriage altar. An imaginary fantasy character that has nothing whatsoever to do with Real Life sleeps in my closet.
*Lady Dark Moon
LDM's stolen chainsaw - n. Give it back now. Or I shall condemn you to an eternity in the abyss.
*a ticked off Lady Dark Moon
Luna-and-Anaring - n. (ger.). A romantic pair that utterly excludes everyone else in any given RP they join, and have a reputation for doing such. (Note: May not be referred to in correlation with Merrin-and-Kendathing.) I tried to bring my character in, but when I checked back today, there were three pages of Luna-and-Anaring.
*Meldawen
no life - n. Every rper has one. Cool people have no lives.
*tacit agreement
post - vb. An act of survival. Friends exist to post.
*tacit agreement
real life - n. Life or consensus reality outside of an environment that is generally seen as fiction or fantasy, such as something on the Internet, virtual reality, a dream, a novel, a movie, a hallucination, or a delusion.
*the imbeciles at Wikipedia
Real Life - n. A displeasureable slap from reality. Everyone hates Real Life.
*tacit agreement
RP - n. Fun.
*everyone
RPC - n. Roleplayers Cult. The RPC has cookies.
*Lady Dark Moon
RPCpedia - n. The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit. RPCpedia is a multilingual, web-based, free content encyclopedia project. RPCpedia is written collaboratively by volunteers; the vast majority of its articles can be edited by anyone with access to the Internet. RPCpedia's name is a portmanteau of the words RPC (Roleplayers Cult) and encyclopedia. Its main servers are in our imaginations.
RPCpedia's English edition was launched on June 8, 2007, as a complement to the evil wizard under your bed, an expert-written and now defunct encyclopedia. The project is currently operated by the RPC Foundation, a non-profit organization created by Lady Dark Moon, the co-founder of RPCpedia. RPCpedia has approximately 7.4 million articles in 253 languages, 1.8 million of which are in the English edition. It has steadily risen in popularity since its inception, and currently ranks among the top ten most-visited websites worldwide.
rper - n. Roleplayer. An amazing person with no life. RPers lead happier, more fulfilling lack of lives.
*tacit agreement
rpger - n. Roleplay gamer. For those of us who like to tap unnecessary keys.
*anonymous
SC - n. South Carolina, USA.
*the average human
SC - n. Star Crystal. GO POST!!! in sc.
*Ellie
Items in bold have their own entry. Feel free to post if you have an edit/new entry.
[glow=blue,2,300]Dramatis Personae[/glow]
Aerandir (see also Aerandear, A Reindeer, A Rainy Soul Over There, chainsaw, Rudolph) - The one Meldawen's going to smack when she sees him. Unashamed cultist of a clandestine organization known only as WoT. A poor, tormented soul who suffers from long-term lack of inspiration. The more accomplished rpers have a habit of disdaining his posts which, at their worst, are only FIVE PARAGRAPHS LONG. Has an uncanny knack for being tackled, huggled, and gutted with LDM's stolen chainsaw. No wonder he seldom shows his red-nosed face.
awww
Curi (see also Curri, Curry, The Ultimate Metal Shredder) - Extremist disciple of Iron Maiden and the evil wizard under your bed. Keeps Lady Dark Moon sane and acts as a pincushion for all her rants about Dragonlance and Forgotten Realms. Is credited with cofounding with LDM the Postk jargon, which is an intricate MSN conversation comprised entirely of "posted" and "k." One would have never guessed. Beware, though. Get on his bad side, and he may decide to unleash his pet demon on you.
beware
Ellie (see also El Hombre Macho, the eyebrow twitcher) - A pleasant chap with questionable motives. Has quite a violent habit of tackling people into walls. "We often help each other out of Melda/Ellie shaped holes," says Meldawen, a desperate individual who happens to be Ellie's only friend. When he isn't blasting Bhorki into Dimension 666 with his plasma grenades, he can be found sitting in his British manor, listening to RHCP and enjoying his tea.
P.S. - A wild Ellie may attempt to offer you chocolate to lure you in. Should this happen, a dousing of milk should be sufficient to make it retreat. To tame a wild Ellie, calmly pat it's head and it will warm to you immediately. (contributed by El Hombre Macho himself)
playin' it macho
Lady Dark Moon (see also LDM, LMD, MDL, Lady Fudge Moon, Kendreth, The Violent One, The Idiot Over There, LDM's stolen chainsaw) - This Lady Dark Moon article is a stub. You can help
hi
Meldawen (see also Merry, Melda, Mela, Meldy, Meldie, Mellie, Melie, Mellon, Melon) - Needs to break her habits of giggling, snorting, choking, mehing, ehing, making inarticulate noises, and falling off chairs. Hoards the computer as a chipmunk hoards acorns. Very disturbing. No one likes her, of course, except when she's crystallizing in Star Crystal. Don't be fooled by her innocuous facade. You never know - beneath that silvery cloak of flashy silvery colors she could be hiding LDM's stolen chainsaw. It has been predicted that someday she will find herself in an asylum for marrying imaginary fantasy characters that have nothing whatsoever to do with Real Life.
LDM was too lazy to be creative
more accurate (donated by Ellie)
pirateoftherings (see also pirate, potr, pee oh tee arr) - Needs to clean the fabulous objects in her room. Happily takes enjoyment from the pain of others, as evidenced by the length of chain in her closet which she frequently uses to chain friends to chairs. She takes morbid enjoyment from whacking innocents over the head with heavy, blunt objects. Such is her aptitude for violence that clients specially hire her to bring doom upon their siblings. Has restless thumbs. Perhaps this phenomenon explains why she keeps an undead pirate in her backyard.
MY ship
[glow=blue,2,300]Crapola[/glow]
Aerandir - n. A post of auspicious proportions. If I'm lucky, I might just do an Aerandir today.
*Meldawen
Aerandirize - vb. To make a post of auspicious proportions. When one Aerandirizes, one makes an Aerandir.
*Lady Dark Moon
Arwen Undomiel - n. Daughter of Elrond and Celebrian. 7/8-Elf, 1/32 Maia. (*glares at Meldawen*) Evenstar of her people.
*Tolkien
Arwen-Undomiel - n. Heaven. Arwen-Undomiel is my life!
*everyone
a-u - n. Arwen-Undomiel.
*--------dash------lovers----------!
au - n. Arwen-Undomiel
*cooler, lazier people
butcher - n. A retail or wholesale dealer in meat. A person who slaughters certain animals, or who dresses the flesh of animals, fish, or poultry, for food or market.
*the imbeciles at dictionary.com
butcher - vb. To suck at playing a canon character. Potr never butchers her characters.
*pirateoftherings
butcher - n. One who butchers.
*Lady Dark Moon
crystallize - vb. To form into crystals; cause to assume crystalline form. To give definite or concrete form to. To coat with sugar.
*the imbeciles at dictionary.com
crystallize - vb. To satisfy deepest heart's desire by posting in the hallowed, sacrosanct, venerable thread called Star Crystal. Everyone loves to crystallize.
*Lady Dark Moon
dl - n. Dragonlance RPG. posted in dl.
*Curi and Lady Dark Moon
evil wizard under your bed, the - n. Something that wants to eat you. The evil wizard under my bed is cooler than the evil wizard under your bed.
*the bogeyman
friend - n. A person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard. We all have no friends.
*the imbeciles at dictionary.com
friend - n. A person to whom one may yell GO POST!!!. We all have many friends.
*tacit agreement
friend - n. A person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations.
*
GO POST!!! - interj. A typical, heartfelt greeting used as a substitute for "Hello. How are you this fine day?" GO POST!!!
*Aerandir, Ellie, Lady Dark Moon, Meldawen
imaginary fantasy character that has nothing whatsoever to do with Real Life - n. The name of which Meldawen will utter at her marriage altar. An imaginary fantasy character that has nothing whatsoever to do with Real Life sleeps in my closet.
*Lady Dark Moon
LDM's stolen chainsaw - n. Give it back now. Or I shall condemn you to an eternity in the abyss.
*a ticked off Lady Dark Moon
Luna-and-Anaring - n. (ger.). A romantic pair that utterly excludes everyone else in any given RP they join, and have a reputation for doing such. (Note: May not be referred to in correlation with Merrin-and-Kendathing.) I tried to bring my character in, but when I checked back today, there were three pages of Luna-and-Anaring.
*Meldawen
no life - n. Every rper has one. Cool people have no lives.
*tacit agreement
post - vb. An act of survival. Friends exist to post.
*tacit agreement
real life - n. Life or consensus reality outside of an environment that is generally seen as fiction or fantasy, such as something on the Internet, virtual reality, a dream, a novel, a movie, a hallucination, or a delusion.
*the imbeciles at Wikipedia
Real Life - n. A displeasureable slap from reality. Everyone hates Real Life.
*tacit agreement
RP - n. Fun.
*everyone
RPC - n. Roleplayers Cult. The RPC has cookies.
*Lady Dark Moon
RPCpedia - n. The free encyclopedia that anyone can edit. RPCpedia is a multilingual, web-based, free content encyclopedia project. RPCpedia is written collaboratively by volunteers; the vast majority of its articles can be edited by anyone with access to the Internet. RPCpedia's name is a portmanteau of the words RPC (Roleplayers Cult) and encyclopedia. Its main servers are in our imaginations.
RPCpedia's English edition was launched on June 8, 2007, as a complement to the evil wizard under your bed, an expert-written and now defunct encyclopedia. The project is currently operated by the RPC Foundation, a non-profit organization created by Lady Dark Moon, the co-founder of RPCpedia. RPCpedia has approximately 7.4 million articles in 253 languages, 1.8 million of which are in the English edition. It has steadily risen in popularity since its inception, and currently ranks among the top ten most-visited websites worldwide.
rper - n. Roleplayer. An amazing person with no life. RPers lead happier, more fulfilling lack of lives.
*tacit agreement
rpger - n. Roleplay gamer. For those of us who like to tap unnecessary keys.
*anonymous
SC - n. South Carolina, USA.
*the average human
SC - n. Star Crystal. GO POST!!! in sc.
*Ellie
