The Never Ending Game of Contradiction

[Keyodie]

Example:
Joe: A cow jumped into the river.
Todd: However, there was an invisible wall in front of it, and it ended up not getting wet.
Mackenzie: Then the stormclouds above turned dark and rained on the cow, who ended up getting wet.
Harriet: A mage nearby worked his magic and went back in time before the rain and prevented the storm.

And so on...

Tasslehoff ran around in circles around a cherry blossom tree.

[elfLINGofnuitari]

But, in reality, the cherry tree was never there.

[RaistlinMajere]

The next instant Tas tripped over a cherry and received a pretty little concussion to tell his grandchildren about.

[elfLINGofnuitari]

But, the cherry was never really there.

[RaistlinMajere]

So Tas picked it up and ate it.

[Keyodie]

But Kitiara was doing something on a table so his digestive system didn't have time to digest it.

[Ven]

but the enzymes in his little stomach (forgive me... dead with enzyme info) worked harder and multiplied in number and ended up digesting it anyway even though it WAS all bark and not bites...

[Keyodie]

But then he saw Tanis and Kitiara making out and threw it all up again.

[Ven]

*im not gonna make him eat it again that's gross*
But Tanis and Kitiara weren't really making out

[Keyodie]

To put it in other words, they were kissing.

[Ven]

but they weren't doing what people normally would call kissing

[Keyodie]

However, since we labled them 'kissing', the dictionary definition should be enough to describe them as kissing.

[Sparrowhawk]

........um, I'm just going to leave the Tanis&Keyodie bit alone.

Or not.

Neither of them actually existed, so they weren't doing anything that could be called 'kissing'.

[Ven]

But they were made up of atomic molecules, so there fore they actually count as existing.

[elfLINGofnuitari]

But, Raistlin killed Kitiara in the past, so she never really live long enough to kiss OR make-out with Tanis.