Post by Keyodie on Mar 3, 2007 21:42:05 GMT -5
The Holy Raistlinism Thread
Holy Words (must only be spoken in praise)
Raistlin Majere; Raistlin; Raist: Majere; Biochemical warfare products; bunnies; bunny; pine trees; bunnyism; penguins; Raistlinism; Tower of High Sorcery in Palanthas; Marjoram; wizard
Locations of Worship
Centennial pine tree; Ladydragonwarrior's house; Arrogant Idiot's (also known as RaistlinMajere) house
Holy disciples/heirarchy
Raistlin Majere- ultimate god
RaistlinMajere- founder of Raistlinism
Keyodie-cofounder of Raistlinism
ladydragonwarrior- redeemed bunnyism
CanineCrazy - bunnyism
KitiaraBrightblade - disciple
Drasek Riven- ultimate sacrifice/ extreme heretic
Vengeance (also known as eggy) - pending sacrifice/ one-fourth heretic
Sparrowhawk - self-resurrecting sacrifice/temple boy
--> Meldawen - innocent until proven guilty
Caste System
God/ Challenger of Dark Queen/ Cool Dude/ Black-Robed Bunny
Bunnyism
Bunny
Disciple
_____________________
"Untouchable" Sacrifice
PENGUIN- A pawn in the game of ultimate religion a.k.a. UNWITTING BUNNYISM
10 Commandments of Raistlinism
1. Thou shalt not speak Raish's name in vain (instead, speak 'Caramon', the loser)
2. Caramon art the idiot $*(+}~! |> Thou shalt acknowledge.
3. Crysania art bigger^^^ |^
4. Thou shalt wear black robes. If thou hast not black robe, thou shalt don jeans/ T-shirt/ hoodie/ sweater/ shirt/ clothing of any kind to pay tribute to Raish.
5. Thou shalt curse the Unspeakable (aka Dark Queen) and make the world an eviler place.
6. Thou shalt not kill/ harm/ be mean to penguins or bunnies.
7. Thou shalt read all of thy sacred books (Dragonlance series by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman).
8. Thou shalt not act retarded, unless in the name of Raish.
9. Thou shalt not show compassion to others (compassion is for losers)
10. Thou shat honor bunnies and penguins (bunnies foremost) ALWAYS.
Five Miniature Towers of High Sorceries of Faith
1. One must take pilgrimage to Centennial's sacred pine tree at some point during life.
2. Must cough at least 5 times while facing a pine tree everyday; breathing is acceptable if coughing is not possible.
3. Must not give alms.
4. One must drink bitter-tasting tea at least once throughout their life. If biter-tasting tea isn't possible, orange juice/ milk/ water will suffice.
5. One MUST believe and declare that "Raistlin Majere is the one and only god."
Songs of Worship
Sing to the tune of Dirty Little Secret by The All-American Rejects
I know your life has not gone well
In fact it’s prob’ly fire and hell
You cough your way through the Abyss
As I sing in stupid bliss
Dallyboy can’t understand you
The cleric doesn’t even know the truth
I have your greatest interests in mind
Look, Raist, there’s another little bunny
(Another little bunny)
For your own good, come look at all the pretty bunnies
(All the pretty bunnies, they’re so cute and funny)
Another little bunny
For your own good
They just all don’t understand
You for what you truly am
I don’t see what you have done wrong
As I sing this f*ckin’ song
I think you’re misunderstood
The Dark Queen wouldn’t kill you if she could
You are the sweetest brother in the world
Look, Raist, there’s another little bunny
(Another little bunny)
For your own good, come look at all the pretty bunnies
(All the pretty bunnies, they’re so cute and funny)
Another little bunny
For your own good
They say you’ve got no charm (no charm)
Lalalalalala (lala)
But I know you mean no harm (no harm)
Lalalalalala
But you know I love you
That’s all that counts
Look, Raist, there’s another little bunny
(Another little bunny)
For your own good, come look at all the pretty bunnies
(All the pretty bunnies, they’re so cute and funny)
Look, Raist, there’s another little bunny
(Another little bunny)
For your own good, come look at all the pretty bunnies
(All the pretty bunnies, they’re so cute and funny)
Another little bunny
Another little bunny
Another little bunny
For your own good
For your own good
666 Reasons to Worship Raistlin
[Coming soon...if we can find it.]
Holy Words (must only be spoken in praise)
Raistlin Majere; Raistlin; Raist: Majere; Biochemical warfare products; bunnies; bunny; pine trees; bunnyism; penguins; Raistlinism; Tower of High Sorcery in Palanthas; Marjoram; wizard
Locations of Worship
Centennial pine tree; Ladydragonwarrior's house; Arrogant Idiot's (also known as RaistlinMajere) house
Holy disciples/heirarchy
Raistlin Majere- ultimate god
RaistlinMajere- founder of Raistlinism
Keyodie-cofounder of Raistlinism
ladydragonwarrior- redeemed bunnyism
CanineCrazy - bunnyism
KitiaraBrightblade - disciple
Drasek Riven- ultimate sacrifice/ extreme heretic
Vengeance (also known as eggy) - pending sacrifice/ one-fourth heretic
Sparrowhawk - self-resurrecting sacrifice/temple boy
--> Meldawen - innocent until proven guilty
Caste System
God/ Challenger of Dark Queen/ Cool Dude/ Black-Robed Bunny
Bunnyism
Bunny
Disciple
_____________________
"Untouchable" Sacrifice
PENGUIN- A pawn in the game of ultimate religion a.k.a. UNWITTING BUNNYISM
10 Commandments of Raistlinism
1. Thou shalt not speak Raish's name in vain (instead, speak 'Caramon', the loser)
2. Caramon art the idiot $*(+}~! |> Thou shalt acknowledge.
3. Crysania art bigger^^^ |^
4. Thou shalt wear black robes. If thou hast not black robe, thou shalt don jeans/ T-shirt/ hoodie/ sweater/ shirt/ clothing of any kind to pay tribute to Raish.
5. Thou shalt curse the Unspeakable (aka Dark Queen) and make the world an eviler place.
6. Thou shalt not kill/ harm/ be mean to penguins or bunnies.
7. Thou shalt read all of thy sacred books (Dragonlance series by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman).
8. Thou shalt not act retarded, unless in the name of Raish.
9. Thou shalt not show compassion to others (compassion is for losers)
10. Thou shat honor bunnies and penguins (bunnies foremost) ALWAYS.
Five Miniature Towers of High Sorceries of Faith
1. One must take pilgrimage to Centennial's sacred pine tree at some point during life.
2. Must cough at least 5 times while facing a pine tree everyday; breathing is acceptable if coughing is not possible.
3. Must not give alms.
4. One must drink bitter-tasting tea at least once throughout their life. If biter-tasting tea isn't possible, orange juice/ milk/ water will suffice.
5. One MUST believe and declare that "Raistlin Majere is the one and only god."
Songs of Worship
Sing to the tune of Dirty Little Secret by The All-American Rejects
I know your life has not gone well
In fact it’s prob’ly fire and hell
You cough your way through the Abyss
As I sing in stupid bliss
Dallyboy can’t understand you
The cleric doesn’t even know the truth
I have your greatest interests in mind
Look, Raist, there’s another little bunny
(Another little bunny)
For your own good, come look at all the pretty bunnies
(All the pretty bunnies, they’re so cute and funny)
Another little bunny
For your own good
They just all don’t understand
You for what you truly am
I don’t see what you have done wrong
As I sing this f*ckin’ song
I think you’re misunderstood
The Dark Queen wouldn’t kill you if she could
You are the sweetest brother in the world
Look, Raist, there’s another little bunny
(Another little bunny)
For your own good, come look at all the pretty bunnies
(All the pretty bunnies, they’re so cute and funny)
Another little bunny
For your own good
They say you’ve got no charm (no charm)
Lalalalalala (lala)
But I know you mean no harm (no harm)
Lalalalalala
But you know I love you
That’s all that counts
Look, Raist, there’s another little bunny
(Another little bunny)
For your own good, come look at all the pretty bunnies
(All the pretty bunnies, they’re so cute and funny)
Look, Raist, there’s another little bunny
(Another little bunny)
For your own good, come look at all the pretty bunnies
(All the pretty bunnies, they’re so cute and funny)
Another little bunny
Another little bunny
Another little bunny
For your own good
For your own good
666 Reasons to Worship Raistlin
[Coming soon...if we can find it.]
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